Thank God for breakfast

Breakfast was the best  thing to happen to mankind . Period .  Pretty not-so-deep for a statement ending with period but that's only because you haven't heard how awesome it feels . I am at that phase of my life where nights seem a lot more fun and happening and days are just plain boring and hot . So breakfast becomes the last meal of the day  and not the first . Imagine being hungry for ten straight hours and finally being presented with Parathas ,Coffee and Aloo ki sabji . Unlimited .  Bliss , I say ! We took breakfast to a whole new level when we started fantasizing over the smell of  Poha  reaching our room from the mess . Bless you all those homebirds who stay at home eat all the good stuff and still whine about how there is nothing in the fridge to eat . 

This is what the life of a soon to be twenty four year old has come to be . Fantasizing about breakfast . I called my mom the other day and somehow we started talking about my birthday which is coming up soon . I asked her how old I would be because I didn't want to stress my brain from making all those calculations . She told me I would finish twenty three and hence I would be twenty four . Twenty four . Imagine that !How come the hours and minutes seem so slow ,yet six years seem to have flown by so fast . Was I that stoned ? Anyway I tripped on to some other story . The point of this post was to let you know that I am alive and almost kicking and nothing unfortunate has occurred to me . I mean the accidents and terminal illnesses . The past two months have been pretty entertaining to say the least .If I were to make a sitcom out of life it would kick the asses of Friends and Seinfeld . Honest .


I have fallen in love with this Blog . The writer is a Virgo and a female and a pretty famous one at that . One of those Celebrity  bloggers . You think you wouldn't enjoy these hi-profile blogs but there is a reason these things are a hit and I am discovering this reason slowly and surely . Divya ,my America-is-our-caantry friend got me addicted to this . Thank you . The thing about that blog is that everything that she has written about seems to have occurred to me at some point of time . Well , almost everything ,except the kicking yourself after kissing a guy part and the pms part . I always thought I was wired a little weird but this female has made me feel normal again . An achievement of sorts . Also she has made me realize that I can fall in love with people through their writing , I fell in love with this female after four or five blog posts only to have my heart broken when I found out that she is a Single mother who has a prerequisite that she would date men only older to her . Stupid females and their bubbles. After a bit of feelings , I found her photo and felt better . She's not my type . Yeah , I am going with that reason . Turns out falling in love with writing was just one of those pranks my mind plays on me .


The reason I have not updated for a couple of months is because I was at Germany working on Heinz's new supply chain strategy . Pretty cool huh . Would have been cooler if it were true . Got you ? Did I ? I hate second half of any year . Nothing great happens after May . Same story this year too . I got all tangled up in boy-girl stuff and the like and finally after a lot of chess games between my heart and my brain (the real brain ,not the one on the lower half )  my heart finally gave up and now life couldn't be better . Yes . Not sour grapes ! Also its not like I didn't write anything . I wrote a couple of boy-blogs , the type where it all leads to a meaningful ending but apparently I wasn't very good at giving out messages . I know . I had those posts reviewed and guess what . I got the milder version of You suck on both those reviews . So this one is pure and unadulterated just like the side bar under my profile claims to be .