Jun 20, 2013

What's with Indian Women ?

Note :  If you've noticed , the frequency of posts has reduced and that is because I decided not to write about women for atleast a few months . As you can see I have failed miserably .It was like asking the Pope not to talk about Jesus Christ . The following is not to glorify or hurt any section of people and are just mere observations through bird watching . I apologize for the generalizations . Also I've left out certain groups because of insufficient information .




They are not the fairest , most intelligent , tallest or curviest set of females that have existed or will exist but there is just something about Indian women , Isn't it ? The teenage girl with her new scooty dressed in a half saree at the temple , the worried mother making mental calculations in crowded buses or the grandmother sweating bullets preparing Medhu vadai in a hurry before her grandchildren came home from school , Indian women seems to have that X factor that I don't seem to find in others . Now , I understand its our environment and conditioning that has made us like our women but I swear I wouldn't exchange our set of women for any other country's . Maybe Latinos if they could make Idly sambhar and Fish curry .

Okay , I maybe a bit biased here but whats the deal with girls from the coastal regions of Andhra Pradesh ? Their pale twilight coloured hair and skin , that conservative free flowing Anarkali chudidhars with colours that almost hurt , a hint of hair on the upper lip which they are very conscious but cannot do anything about , the way they  move their eyes without moving their head! How do they manage to be so lady-like and hot at the same time ? Like everybody else I also assumed they are very shy in general but leave a group of Telugu girls and guys alone for five minutes and I can bet you can come back to some singing , dancing and a lot of gossip !

I am one hundred percent sure Kerala is called God's own country purely for its women and toddy. Beautiful , Check . Intelligent , Check . Well Educated , Check .Independent , Check . You know what else , Check ! Maybe they only let the good ones out of the state but every Malayali girl I've met has been very sure of what she wants and knows how to get it .They are some of the most intelligent and sociable people you'll ever meet .  The sexiest thing in a woman is her confidence and mallus beats the rest of the world hands down in this area . Their long earrings , thick eyebrows and the sing-songy language only add to their already enormous appeal !

I feel bad grouping over 400 million women as North Indian girls but I am going to go ahead and do it for lack of a better naming term .First things first . Be it The Marathi , The Rajasthani , The Punjabi or The Delhi girl ; They are all  beautiful and I mean really beautiful  and they have an awesome sense of dressing , fashion and everything in that genre . They only downside to this is sometimes this need to be beautiful and thin takes up a lot of their time . They are also very confidant and know how to get things done . They are not afraid to speak their mind and will not take shit from anyone .If I had to pick a poster child for an Indian Woman , I would definitely put a North Indian  girl on it !


How can I talk about irresistible women and not mention Tamil girls . I read somewhere that Intelligence is the ultimate Aphrodisiac and it couldn't be truer than the case of women speaking Tamil . On first look they seem scared , reserved and a bit awkward but it couldn't be further from the reality . Tamil girls know exactly what to do in every situation that is presented to them . They handle delicate and sensitive issues without as much as batting an eyelid .They make very good companions and  are excellent partners in crime . Everything about them the accent , the flower adorned long hair , the downward gaze of the beautiful eyes , the caramel skin tone  and the rhythmic melody of the anklet  makes us go mad . The Tamil girl  is the stereotypical good girl who will show her bad side only to very few people  !

I have nothing else to say . Bye .


1 comment:

Dinesh said...

a bit of humour .. a bit of sarcasm .. and loads of judgment !! typical praveen ! thankful that u're back to normal :)enjoyable post bro !!

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